Wednesday, August 30, 2006

DIFFICULT WHEN DRUNK

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

Motorcycle Crash

Justelite Very HOT links - August 31

Under water [Just a concept]
Austrian version of Pop Idol [Stupid]

Science 101 [Funny]
Bike Stunts [Flash games]
Budapest Parade 2006 [Babes]
46 Insects Macro Photography [Pics]
10 things you did not know about Nokia [Tech]
Bus driver suspended for alleged racism [News]
Timeline Playing Card and Tarot History [World]
Car crashes when woman lets dog take wheel [Stupid]

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French Kiss

China Demos 16 Buildings at Same Time

A Chinese demolition team attempts to take down 16 buildings in one large explosion. They were almost completely successful and left one standing which was later taken down with bulldozers.


Monday, August 28, 2006

Dead but cool

Is dead. Is a pig. But is still cool


Picture with a old man


True man, perfect woman:

With car at beach.

Beer festival. Beer is so cool!

Uppssss…

Funny Dogs

Best card trick in the world

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Justelite Very HOT links - August 23

Touch screen coffee table
Will Smith to produce two Bollywood films
Transformers Movie Set Pictures!
Pink PS2
Boy falls asleep in class, sues teacher
Subways collection
Perpetual Motion Claim Probed
Russian mathematician refuses to accept 'Nobel Prize'
Man arrested for ‘stealing’ own car
White Tiger Wild in Water
Marijuana Plant
Jowlers
10 Coolest Robots

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You don't know the dance

Kittens take their first steps

It's branding

A hamster and a rat were sitting on the side of a swimming pool.
They were enjoying the sun. Suddenly the rat turned to the hamster and asked him:

Dude, How come people consider me a noisance, and you a pet?
How come people pay money to have you, while they are trying to kill me?
How come you are considered a cute little animal, while I am
considered creepy and disgusting?
How come you live in a warm home, and I have to stay in the sewer?

So the hamster answered:

“It s branding, dude.”