Thursday, April 06, 2006

Coolest Ads














Funny ads
Cars war ads

72 comments:

Crystal said...

Lol hahahaha
Cool site

Conf/Am -used said...

Some of them were funny, haha, but I didn't get some of them...what was the Burger King ad about?

Anonymous said...

the burger is so big that it ripped the side of your mouth

Anonymous said...

wow...the one about speeding near schools hit me hard...no pun intended...and i don't even drive

Anonymous said...

i thought the burger king ad was about cankor sores from eating there burgers

Anonymous said...

The burger king one is because she stretched her mouth to bite the burger and (it would seem) ripped open the sides of her mouth. Thus, the band-aids.

Anonymous said...

the vovlvo commercail i didnt get....it just looked like someone's penis was sticking out of the seat

Anonymous said...

that was the point of the volvo ad...it said "We're just enticed as you." The parking brake was symbolizing an erection.

Anonymous said...

What did the letters in the bikini area say?

Anonymous said...

it said "new remington bikini trim & shape"

Vman said...

LOL very funny stuff! I like the Malboro one... I would post this on my blog: http://govlad.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

These are called ads.

http://www.myspace.com/analogabuse

Anonymous said...

anonymous said...
some of this are wierd and some are cool

Anonymous said...

these add's are pimp!
http://www.myspace.com/mustangman87661-313-5111

Anonymous said...

661-313-5111 anytime!

The Mayor of Smiley Town said...

...... okay...... wheres the ad for safe sex? i wanna see some goddamn condom jokes!

Anonymous said...

Here's another really cool one:

http://www.mindhacks.com/blog/files/2006/02/lorry%20advertising.jpg

Anonymous said...

yeh i agree with the mayor of smiley town... ha ha ha that name is lol!!! i dont get the ad with the cow thingy though... ^_^'
my fave is the bus stop one!!! lol when he runs through the walls and things like that.

Anonymous said...

erm it wasnt a cow it was a horse and its sposed to be saying that the cow boy smoked and it killed his horse and hes done know =D these adverts are crazy :P toodles

Anonymous said...

Why does the car crash ad say "BURNING THE RED LIGHT"? I havent seen a traffic light on fire...yet i suppose

Anonymous said...

Burning as in burning rubber, ruber tyre, car, jumping the lights

penny dropped yet?

Tom
__________

Anonymous said...

I don't get the Sony one.

Anonymous said...

the sony one is says that it is "powerful" -- thus causing one's arm to blow off.

the horse one is making fun of the marlboro ads, which commonly display a cowboy smoking a cigarette & riding a horse. the ad is supposed to make it as though the horse has died as a result of the cowboy's excessive smoking.

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lalathatsit4me said...

i liek the one with the runner ripping through the wall & mirror.. these are ok..


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Anonymous said...

the horse one is making fun of the marlboro ads, which commonly display a cowboy smoking a cigarette & riding a horse. the ad is supposed to make it as though the horse has died as a result of the cowboy's excessive smoking.

why do all of the anti smokers keep talking about how bad second hand smoke is? If the second hand smoke is bad enough to kill a horse but not the smoker, then why dont all you non smokers light up to save your lives?

Anonymous said...

Yeah! Never mind all of the scientific evidence proving that being subjected to second-hand smoke is just as deadly as smoking cigarettes yourself. And the obvious fact that anyone sitting with or even near a smoker is forced to put up with their stink, then carry it with you for the next several hours.

Love the ads personally.

Anonymous said...

The sony one is showing what happens when you turn the volume up on the system - the arm is still attached but the force of the sound blew the rest of the body off. Interesting stuff...

Anonymous said...

some of these are kool but i don't get the tobasco ad. Someone bites into the corn and it turns into popcorn? thta's retarded. wtf?
www.fazed.org

cibbuano said...

Great ads...

re: the corn

the tabasco is 'hot'.

mastermagi king said...

the sauce is so hot it pops the corn

peepod said...

cool

http://www.primalscent.com

Anonymous said...

We've got a real brain trust commenting on this site, huh?

Anonymous said...

I swear... most of you are half retarded not to get the point of these ads, their all funny one's though, imagine ad's in the future... lol

Anonymous said...

why do all of the anti smokers keep talking about how bad second hand smoke is? If the second hand smoke is bad enough to kill a horse but not the smoker, then why dont all you non smokers light up to save your lives?

Smokers (of Marlboro's at least) have the benefit of a filter to keep at least SOME of the toxins out. Second hand smokers don't get that benefit.

Anonymous said...

Some of these were excellent.

The driving near schools one is really disturbing. I get the point, and it's shocking enough to make people pay attention, but I don't need to give my 5 year old nightmares for the rest of her life thankyouverymuch.

Anonymous said...

i am very impressed with the complete idiocy of the people on here that can not figure out these ads

I Be Edumicated said...

WoW... holy crap...
Are you guys mentally retarded? WTF?
I feel like I'm reading comments from 5th graders.

"their all funny one's though, imagine ad's in the future": It's "they're" you dumbass. And why the hell did you use an apostrophe? To read you correctly would be to read "imagine ad is in the future"; moron.

"I havent seen a traffic light on fire...yet i suppose": Seriously... are you living under a rock?

"these add's are pimp!": Once again, "add is?" Oh yeah... and what are you adding? Your braincells? Don't worry; you'll have plenty of fingers left over when you're done.

":it said "We're just enticed as you."": Hey, way to go; you caught the erection part. Too bad you can't realize it says "excited" instead of "enticed". Hard to differentiate, I know; it's ok.

*sigh* Seriously... I hope you all are still in junior high or younger. Otherwise... pathetic...

Anonymous said...

hey! why are you giving us all a hard time? If you seriously believe that you are better than us then you're the Pathetic one. do you really think you're perfect and always understand everything?! we should be the ones feeling sorry for you.
Im sure you didnt get all of the ads untill you had read the comments about them, I know it's OK

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INTERNET said...

He's right though... These are pretty basic. You guys must have hell with jokes.

Actually I just scolled up and can't find a single one that should be confusing. And what-do-you-know these ads are designed by peolpe who have to take into account that some people won't understand them. So they actually make sure to make the ads basic enough. But apparently they didn't make them basic enough for the internet.

Anonymous said...

Just further goes to show the mind-numbing effects of blogging on an already uneducated society. Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Anonymous said...

more and more retards or... BABIES on the internet. What's so hard to understand about those advertisments? Imagine what kind of adds we'd have if the targeted audience wouldn't be so retarded. I understand now why some commercials are so cretin and "duh"-like. They're for all of you out there who don't get it.

As for reading decently written English on the internet... i've given it up a loooog time ago. What do they teach in schools nowadays anyway?

Anonymous said...

I gave up reading well written English at the beginning of your post. Honestly, no capital at the beginning of a sentence and poor spelling, it's unforgivable.

I enjoyed these comments far more than the ads. Maybe that's why I still spend so much time coming to these places.

Anonymous said...

This is for all of you guys who keep "picking" on the people who did not understand the ads: Sod off! You know, everyone might not want to be an English teacher. It seems like the only people who actually comment on these ads now are stuck up snobbs who think they are so much better than other people. You shouldnt judge people from theire past and that includes theire education. When you people degrade other people for not understanding an ad you are actually giving the message that you dont think that people who have a different level of education should'nt be able to enjoy these kinds of ads.
Seriously people where is the RESPECT?!

Anonymous said...

Lets just face it, all of us are idiots.

Anonymous said...

Yup we all are idiots.

Anonymous said...

95% rule

English Pedant said...

To: "I Be Edumicated"

When correcting someone else's grammar please make certain of your own facts: "ad's of the future" is perfectly good English. The apostrophe can be used to indicate the absence of one OR MORE letters. In this case the missing letters are "vertisement" from the full version of the abbreviation "ad".

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Anonymous said...

i did'nt really understand the ad about the guys arm being dettached from his body 'cause I thought that he was reaching through the wall or sumthing

but ne way u shouldn't degrade people just because theire intelligence isn't as high as yours or they just hav a different point of view than u
and just like that other guy said
Seriously people where is the RESPECT?!


Kyle L-M aka JetFlyinKyle

Anonymous said...

Okay, let me see if I can do this correctly. No spelling mistakes and no grammatical problems. I just wanted to say that I thought the adverts were funny, and also some of the comments and angered reactions. Thank you all. I would like to say that although some comments may have been a bit extreme and some have taken them as a lack of respect, but there are some good points. It only takes a few more seconds to go back and check it is all correct. If I made any mistakes then I apologise. :)

Anonymous said...

ok. i am so guilty of not using caps at the beginning of sentences. i am truely too lazy to hit the shift key. and i'm sure that i have an occasional typo. so while i have to say that i think people should be more forgiving of the occasional grammatical error, i still think that these guys sound like a bunch of dumbasses. the commercials weren't that difficult.

on another note, the pictures of the semi truck with all the "cool advertisements" painted on it is photoshopped. so many people send me these pictures in e-mails and i really think they are amazed by this. don't they notice that the truck is the same and the background is the same in every picture? did someone happen to get multiple shots of cleverly painted identical trucks as they drove past the same exact place? perhaps. maybe photoshop is a myth.

Anonymous said...

omg (oh my god for you dumbasses)im a 7th grader and i got all of the jokes aparently you all have low I,Q or sumthing

Anonymous said...

listen here 7th grader i dont care how smart you think you are...every one here can kick your ass.

Anonymous said...

I think most of you need to get a job, find a nice girl, and move out of your parents basement.

Anonymous said...

Trying to piss off a 7th grader by threathening them?.....yeah..real sweet.
Again: seriously people where is the RESPECT?!

Anonymous said...

By the way..that 7th grader seems to have a bit of an attitude problem...

Get a life said...

Some of these coments are way more funny than the ads =P. Some people just comb these comments to find jsut something to jump on someone about. Some of you need to grow up.

Marke said...

"I'm having so much fun, I love everyone".

FeFe said...

Very funny ads.
Funnier comments.
(my teacher doesn't like "more funny", however I do but is it right? :))
These are nice places to basically improve English knowledge. :D

Anonymous said...

Folks, this is what I do for a living. So many great ideas get thrown out because we have to advertise to the "lowest common denominator." Looks like we haven't been shooting low enough. *sigh*

Anonymous said...

These ads are pretty funny..and the comments. However, I don't know why everyone is so bothered about spelling and grammar; it's just a fun site, not an english exam. :P

Dontneedtoknow said...

I find half of them really disturbing... but they are funny.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I'm 13 yrs old and I get all of these ads. If you don't get one or more of the ads, your IQ must be in the 2-digits.

Anonymous said...

Everyone who keeps moaning about all of the people who didn't get all of these advertisements needs to get a life, I understood them all and believe I have a fairly good vocabulary and pretty good grammar for someone who is 16, yet I can still see how some of them may be difficult to understand, and I don't think that not understanding any of these makes someone stupid and if i have made any errors in typing this i am sorry. By the way these rule!

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I hate the denizens of the internet. How old are some of you? 10? It's ok to make a few typos, and you don't have to capitalize every sentence, but my god at least look at what you are typing.

"but ne way u shouldn't degrade people just because theire intelligence."

Brilliant. Great case you're making 'theire', buddy.

"listen here 7th grader i dont care how smart you think you are...every one here can kick your ass."

Uh oh guys, we have an internet tough guy on our hands. Watch out, he might kick our asses. Oh, and nice use of elipses.

"(my teacher doesn't like "more funny", however I do but is it right? :))"

No, it's not. Fun/funnier/funniest.

"However, I don't know why everyone is so bothered about spelling and grammar; it's just a fun site, not an english exam. :P"

So we only need to use our brains and pay attention to what we are writing during english exams? Good idea.

I can understand not getting some of these ads, and some are kind of disturbing. I really don't like that speeding at school one. Not something a young child should see.

The popcorn/tabasco one and the martial arts one are funny, though.

Also: why the hell are you cretins leaving your phone numbers/myspaces? Yeah, I'm really going to visit them.

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha oh man all of these comments crack me up!, but that last person seems a bit bitter...lighten up dude! this is life, live it as it is...don't go analyzing so much of stuff. My advice.. Have fun while life lasts.. :D

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha man thses comments crack me up!, but that last guy seemed a bit bitter. Lighten up dude! this is life, live it...don't go analyzing everything. My advice: Have fun while life lasts :D

Anonymous said...

The tabasco one is funny.

Anonymous said...

I don't see how people can't understand all of these ads. The purpose of an add is for it to be quick and witty, it doesn't take a degree in psycology to understand them. If one doesn't understand them, I honistly don't see how one made it so far in life.