As I know I don’t order a pizza… So, wtf are doing this pizza boy in front of my door?
Oh, I remember now it is just a paper ad stick on my door. And now I ask you: this is a funny ad?
Friday, June 30, 2006
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Ronaldo in benq-siemens commercial
Ronaldo (I hope you know who he is) in an awesome new commercial for benq-siemens:
Friday, June 23, 2006
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Very strange fish found on Tampa Bey beach
UPDATE: the fish is posted on eBay for 637USD
I was taking my usual walk down a local beach here in Tampa Florida when I came upon this very strange fish on the shoreline. There was a crowd of seagulls nearby but no matter how hungry they seemed to be they would not get near this sea monster. After making sure it was dead, I picked it up to further examine it. Nearby, a woman, who was the only other person on the beach this day, asked out loud if it was a dead shark. Clutching the strange sea creature in my hand, I walked towards her so she could have a better look at this freak of nature. As I got closer to her, she told me to stop. With a look of horror on her face, she quickly turned and left the area.
Afterwards I decided to take it home with me. I measured this cryptid creature at 20 inches long. I decided to list this weird & wonderfull fish on ebay to share it with the world. I guarantee that this creatures flesh, teeth, jaw and skull are REAL 100% once living, organic flesh and bones. Though mummified, this unknown species of fish has been cleaned and treated with taxidermy chemicals to preserve and reduce any fish odor to a mininum.
Monday, June 19, 2006
Sunday, June 18, 2006
Saturday, June 17, 2006
Thinking
This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking... Just Check This Out!!!!
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
think like a wizard.
man
1. ------------
board
Ans. = man overboard
okay, lets see if u've got the hang of it.
stand
2. ------------
i
Ans. = I understand
OK?.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fair?
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/
Ans. = reading between the lines
4. r
road
a
d
Ans. = cross road
not having a good day now, are you?
reedem yourself,
5. cycle
cycle
cycle
Ans. = tricycle
not easy to figure out ha !
0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.
Ans. = two degrees below zero
c'mon give it a little thought !!
knee
7. ------------
light
Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)
u can prove u r smart by getting this one.
ground
8. ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Ans. = six feet underground
oh no, not again !!
9. he's X himself
Ans. = he's by himself
now u messing up big time.
10. ecnalg
Ans. = backward glance
not even close !!
11. death ..... life
Ans. = life after death
okay last chance ..................
12. THINK
Ans. think big !!
And the last one is real fundoo............
13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....
Ans. long time no 'C' (see)
now hows that for being a big time looser !!!!!
"There are three ways to do something, There is a Good way, a Bad Way and My way of doing it.....!!!"
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
think like a wizard.
man
1. ------------
board
Ans. = man overboard
okay, lets see if u've got the hang of it.
stand
2. ------------
i
Ans. = I understand
OK?.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fair?
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/
Ans. = reading between the lines
4. r
road
a
d
Ans. = cross road
not having a good day now, are you?
reedem yourself,
5. cycle
cycle
cycle
Ans. = tricycle
not easy to figure out ha !
0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.
Ans. = two degrees below zero
c'mon give it a little thought !!
knee
7. ------------
light
Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)
u can prove u r smart by getting this one.
ground
8. ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Ans. = six feet underground
oh no, not again !!
9. he's X himself
Ans. = he's by himself
now u messing up big time.
10. ecnalg
Ans. = backward glance
not even close !!
11. death ..... life
Ans. = life after death
okay last chance ..................
12. THINK
Ans. think big !!
And the last one is real fundoo............
13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....
Ans. long time no 'C' (see)
now hows that for being a big time looser !!!!!
"There are three ways to do something, There is a Good way, a Bad Way and My way of doing it.....!!!"
Friday, June 16, 2006
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