Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Spielberg joke

A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he sees Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese your all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese man gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese man, replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

Monday, July 03, 2006

9 girls for justelite

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Water trap

Scary, dangerous picture!

Deep in the Internet I found this story. It is scary like hell but I can’t resist to share it with you. So, according with Jojo if you stare into girl’s eyes for longer than 5 minutes… but better read the Jojo’s story:

The story is this, in Japan shortly before a teenage girl committed suicide, she drew this picture, scanned it and posted it online. In Korea this story broke out and it spread like wildfire. There are various posts around in Korean forums that say that the viewer gets drawn to the girls blue eyes, they say they can detect a hint of wraith and sadness within the eyes. Maybe the girl had died with so much sadness and anger that her spirit haunts the image, or maybe the image provokes sadness, similar to the song 'Gloomy Sunday'.

The freaky bit is this, they say it is hard for a person to stare into the girls eyes for longer than 5 minutes, and there are reports that some people have taken their own lives after doing so. People say the picture changes, as you view it there is a hint of a growing taunting smirk appearing on the girls lips or a dark ring grows around the girl or her eyes.

One thing is for sure, the picture has sparked a curiosity in me that I must find out, i do feel a presence when I look at the image, whether it is evil or not I can not judge. I would like to know what the global online community feels and maybe even experts in art would be able to resolve why the eyes of this image can draw the viewer in so deeply?



Irakian woman passport

Shakira- Hips Don't Lie Spoof

Justelite very HOT links - July 3

Taiwan breeds fluorescent green pig
Is this child pornography?
Dirt art gallery
Belt mounted video player
Dell computer explodes during conference


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Saturday, July 01, 2006

Syd The Kid - Hilarious Comedianne

MegaDriver's SegaGuitar 16bits (Guile)

Bolivian road: you take the risk?

Bolivian road
Bolivian road
Bolivian road
This is a road in Bolivian mountain. It is easy to see the danger but maybe the truck drivers doesn’t care about their life or most probably they don’t has any other chance to earn some money.



Bolivian road
Bolivian road


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Friday, June 30, 2006

Funny ads ?

As I know I don’t order a pizza… So, wtf are doing this pizza boy in front of my door?
Oh, I remember now it is just a paper ad stick on my door. And now I ask you: this is a funny ad?

White Peacock


Hedgehog baby

The man who takes off clothes within ten seconds

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Fun with insects

Peugeot new concept car








Credits to Car Body Design

Killer Whale and Trainer

Killer Whale Trainer extraodinaire, John Hargrove, dazzles the audience.